Looking for a last-minute stocking filler? Then try this
There's a chuckle-inducing section on gentlemanly road signage that advocates no spoiler zones, obligatory smoking and no baseball cap zones, plus spouse disposal facilities – brown signs where 'the wife' can be dumped if she gets gobby.
The only thing I'd knock it on is the fact that it's a bit dull to look at. Anyway, at £9.99 (ISBN 9780749572754), it's worth a go.