If ever a marque was more soberly regarded by the non-motoring public than BMW, it could only be Audi.
Both companies seemingly passed through the ’90s with none of the spats of utter lunacy that had previously not blotted but brought alive their copybooks.
If either were to push the boat out – nobody pushed envelopes back then – it would simply be a power boost, a suspension tweak and, if they were feeling really crazy, a stamp-sized badge for only the most knowing of anoraks to spot.
That at least is the impression both firms like to project, but the truth is different.
Via quattro and Motorsport, this pair has always dabbled in the dark side, and their Faustian pacts reached their zeniths when the world was beginning to believe that both were on strict diets of common sense and sanity.
The Audi RS2 Avant rolls, but its quattro system grips and grips
Enter the Audi RS2 and BMW M5 Touring, an automotive space-race to make the world’s maddest, baddest and fastest do-it-all station wagons.
Both of these cars were handbuilt to exacting standards, to provide the practicality and the performance of Germany’s best, but with the zest of an Italian supercar.