There is sufficient torque to mean the acceleration feels reasonably brisk from low speed, although kickdown only raises noise levels rather than giving a meaningful increase in velocity.
All indications are that it would run out of steam at around 90-95mph in 4.1-litre form (power was up to 97bhp by this stage), but it was designed around the idea that, with the 55mph speed limit tightly enforced, few drivers would go over 60mph.
A plaque on the fake-walnut-trimmed fascia claims the ride has been ‘precision tuned’ by Lincoln-Mercury: it is surprisingly firm, but quiet and comfortable.
I would almost have been disappointed if the Monarch’s power steering had feel.
The Mercury Monarch has a roomy rear
In fairness, it is marginally more interested in changing direction without written warning than many of its ilk.
However, while not especially wobbly, it threatens to become luridly conspicuous if driven at anything beyond a brisk trot.
It would, of course, be extremely easy to be very rude about the 1974-’80 Ford Granada and Mercury Monarch.
Of cynically engineered, generic mid-’70s American luxury compacts with ideas way above their station, it would be hard to think of two finer examples.
The Mercury Monarch has wired hubcaps on steel wheels
I can’t claim to have coined the ‘malaise’ catch-all title for this sub-genre of post-Fuel Crisis mini-barge, but I’m confident that no other automobile more perfectly encapsulated the sense of panic and confusion experienced by the once mighty Detroit in the face of government legislation and changing customer tastes of the mid-1970s.
For that, at least, it deserves to be remembered.
Images: Max Edleston
Thanks to: Paul Ellis of the Atwell-Wilson Motor Museum; Bowood House
Factfile
Mercury Monarch
- Sold/number built 1974-’80/575,567
- Construction steel monocoque
- Engine all-iron, ohv 4097cc straight-six, single Carter carburettor
- Max power 97bhp @ 3200rpm (1978)
- Max torque 210lb ft @ 1700rpm
- Transmission three-speed automatic, RWD
- Suspension: front independent, by wishbones, coil springs, anti-roll bar rear live axle, semi-elliptic leaf springs; telescopic dampers f/r
- Steering recirculating ball, optional power assistance
- Brakes discs front, drums rear, optional servo
- Length 16ft 8in (5080mm)
- Width 6ft 2in (1880mm)
- Height 4ft 5in (1346mm)
- Wheelbase 9ft 2in (2794mm)
- Weight 3500lb (1588kg)
- Mpg 14-26
- 0-60mph 17 secs (est)
- Top speed 93mph
- Price new $4855
- Price now £5000*
*Price correct at date of original publication
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