The bonnet pitches over bumps and the steering wheel fidgets and weaves under boost, as you experience the downside of a machine out of its natural habitat.
On fast, smooth roads, however, it is a joy: quick, nimble, poised and with a flowing chassis.
The steering becomes mouthwatering, the whole entity being as enjoyable, uncompromised, unfiltered and intoxicating as a pint of RON-rated scrumpy.
The Alfa Romeo 75 Turbo Evoluzione’s lairy style is an acquired taste
Weary and dishevelled as the day draws to a close, I find it hard to name a winner because both cars make such strong cases for themselves – be it as a track treat or as something more leftfield for a yuppy with a bit of imagination.
Of all Alfa Romeos, these later, less romantic 116s are arguably the easiest to approach with a modicum of objectivity.
Your eyeballs are not immediately serenaded by unforgettable lines, elegant detailing and impeccable proportions, so there is less of a risk of exhausting the thesaurus’ supply of soulful synonyms.
Yet these omologati have deeper, less obvious charms, talents and abilities.
Call them what you will, they are exuberant products of considered engineering: low unsprung mass, superior wheel location, better traction, even weight distribution and a high polar moment of inertia.
Certainly, neither can be described as conventionally beautiful, but delve beyond superficial aesthetics and you’ll be treated to an invigorating driving experience that quickly connects with your inner enthusiast.
Images: Tony Baker
Thanks to: Legends Automotive for the Alfa 75 Turbo Evoluzione
This was first in our October 2012 magazine; all information was correct at the date of original publication
Factfiles
Alfa Romeo Giulietta 2.0 Turbodelta
- Sold/number built 1983-’84/361
- Construction steel monocoque
- Engine all-alloy, dohc 1962cc ‘four’, Alfa Romeo Avio turbo, twin Dell’Orto carburettors
- Max power 168bhp @ 5000rpm
- Max torque 212lb ft @ 5500rpm
- Transmission five-speed manual, RWD via a limited-slip differential
- Suspension: front independent, by double wishbones, torsion bars rear de Dion axle, trailing arms, Watt linkage; coil springs, anti-roll bar, telescopic dampers f/r
- Steering rack and pinion
- Brakes discs, inboard at rear, with servo
- Length 13ft 8in (4210mm)
- Width 5ft 4in (1650mm)
- Height 4ft 6in (1400mm)
- Wheelbase 8ft 2in (2510mm)
- Weight 2513lb (1140kg)
- 0-60mph 7.5 secs
- Top speed 126mph
- Mpg 22
- Price new Lire26,940,000
Alfa Romeo 75 1.8i Turbo Evoluzione
- Sold/number built 1987-’88/500
- Construction steel monocoque
- Engine all-alloy, dohc 1762cc ‘four’, intercooled Garrett T3 turbocharger, Bosch Jetronic electronic fuel injection
- Max power 153bhp @ 5800rpm
- Max torque 170lb ft @ 2600rpm
- Transmission five-speed manual, RWD via a limited-slip differential
- Suspension: front independent, by double wishbones, torsion bars rear de Dion axle, trailing arms, Watt linkage, coil springs; anti-roll bar, telescopic dampers f/r
- Steering power-assisted rack and pinion
- Brakes discs, inboard at rear, with servo
- Length 14ft 4in (4360mm)
- Width 5ft 4in (1631mm)
- Height 4ft 6in (1400mm)
- Wheelbase 8ft 2in (2510mm)
- Weight 2535lb (1150kg)
- 0-60mph 7.5 secs
- Top speed 133mph
- Mpg n/a
- Price new Lire30,379,000
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