There are some less racy Aussie muscle cars, too, including the first Robert bought, a Yellow Ochre 1970 Ford XY Falcon GT.
“I was ecstatic,” he recalls. “I paid AUD$21,000 for it.”
It’s joined by two more XY-generation models: a Falcon 500 GS ute and a brown Falcon GT. The latter is one of just three finished in Royal Umber.
“There were plenty of lairy colours, but no one really went for the ‘boring’ ones,” he explains, while his friend, restorer and employee Greg ‘Critch’ Critchlow loads it on to a trailer to transport to the Falcon GT Nationals show in Shepparton, Victoria.
“That brown car I found in a barn in a little country town with a population of fewer than 200 people, in a shed behind the pub”
“I don’t work for Robert, we’re just good mates – and he pays me,” says Critch, who joined Robert’s construction firm as a plumber in 2000.
Since the pair became more serious about restoring cars a decade ago, they have racked up a few concours awards, including a first-in-class result for the repaired XY Falcon GTHO Phase III at the 2022 MotorEx Car Show in Melbourne.
Even so, Robert prefers to play down their achievements: “We’re just tradies at the end of the day.”
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Before Critch trained as a plumber, he took a course in panel-beating, paint-spraying and upholstery.
In the early 2000s, he started working on Robert’s small car collection in his spare time – “It’d give me something to do on a rainy day,” he says – but Robert eventually hired another plumber and Critch’s passion became a full-time gig: “I was ecstatic, because I’ve never really been a big fan of plumbing.”
Bodywork and some components are sent to specialists, but Critch does a lot of the work himself.
Robert and friend Critch are dedicated to preserving the history of Bathurst and The Great Race
“Anything I can rebuild, I will,” he explains, before describing some of the more intricate jobs he does: “You can’t buy original windscreens any more. The remanufactured parts come with a different logo, and you can’t have that on a concours car.”
Instead, Critch skilfully etches the original maker’s imprint on to the new ’screen.
In his spare time, he works on a 1965 Chevrolet C10 pick-up that Robert bought when the pair visited SEMA in Los Angeles a few years ago, before gifting it to Critch when they were back in Australia.
“I really enjoy what I do,” Critch concludes. “Unfortunately, Rob has got me doing a bit more plumbing again now, but I can’t look a gift horse in the mouth too much.”
Robert’s first Ford Falcon, the Yellow Ochre GT, beside the last Holden muscle car
Our tour ends with a 2018 Holden GTSR.
The V8-engined saloon was the swansong for the Australian marque, which shut up shop Down Under in 2017, not long after Ford Australia had closed the doors on its own factories in 2016.
Perhaps, one day, they’ll make a comeback.
Until then, enthusiasts such as Robert and Critch are keeping the stories of their epic battles on The Mountain alive.
Images: Simon Davidson
Thanks to: Robert Rampton; Greg Critchlow; Chris Martin; Warren Brown
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