The ‘S’ is for Sport. You need to remember that when this voluptuous 1932 Mercedes-Benz is wheezing asthmatically up a gentle incline.
Well, not that gentle, but surely not enough to bring a car of this purposeful mien to a standstill? Afraid so.
Slow to a halt in second, wait, crash it into first, boot the throttle and creep gently towards the crest.
The pace is far from heart-stopping, but if it was good enough for one-time 370S Mannheim owner Rudi Caracciola…
The elegant Mercedes-Benz 370S Mannheim has the look of the SS, if not the pace
It turns out that our guide Steve Thompson, who looks after this car for Dutch collector Dick van Dijk, is to blame: at 6ft 5in, and with his knees by his ears, he is too tall to drive it.
At first this might seem implausible – it is not, after all, a small car at 4480mm long and 1730mm wide – but a driver change reveals that, from the seat, it is indeed tiny.
The huge wheel prevents virtually all movement, dominating the cabin so you can’t even wind down the window with the door closed.
The huge, long-throw kinked gearlever operating the three-speed ’box is forward of the driver, but close to your right leg, hemming in both of them, especially if you are in the first-to-second-gear plane.