What he needs is a good push, and the engine starts immediately.
Big skies, great views and thin air; the classic BMW 520i conquered them all
One flat tyre later, we made it to Karakul Lake – a 16-mile-long, three-mile-wide body of water at 13,000ft, making it one of the world’s highest lakes.
While fixing the tyre, I noticed that the fuel-pressure regulator was leaking a little, so I adjusted the seal.
What I didn’t take into account was the amount of pressure on the regulator, which resulted in my face being blasted with petrol.
The mouth and nose were no problem, but a chemical burn in the eyes is a nightmare so far from a hospital.
Lots of water, dish soap and tears later, the pain was bearable; after a day, my eyes were fine.
At that point, a useful reminder to be extra careful, no matter what you do when so far from help.
A stricken cyclist hitched a ride in the BMW
The no-man’s land between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan presented the next challenge.
The road was a miserable track, which had been eaten away by water crossings.
At one point a muddy flood blocked the road, so I changed the river’s course a little by diverting its flow upstream with stones.
We also had lots of company for a change: a German van that we found stuck in a river (and which Theodor towed out successfully), a hitchhiker who waited for four hours for a car to pass, and a cyclist with a broken bike, which ended up on our roof.
Everybody was rather desperate and very relieved to see Theodor.
It is an empty place up there, where only a few cars pass per day. Helping out those in need is not optional in this environment, but a necessity.
The classic BMW’s radiator was finally replaced in Kazakhstan
We rolled along, making our way down the dismal track, finally losing altitude and gaining oxygen.
Kyrgyzstan was waiting with its green fields, a sunset, the first rain in weeks, horses and, most importantly, air that filled our lungs and cylinders at ‘only’ 10,500ft above sea level. What a relief for both man and machine!
Kyrgyzstan proves its stereotypes right in a good way: beautiful landscapes, horses, yurts and Central Asia’s best tourist infrastructure by far.
I even flew back to Germany for two weeks to get a Russian visa for my homeward leg, and on my return to Kyrgyzstan it was time to head north and cross eastern Kazakhstan.
Parked in a small oasis in the Kazakh steppe, I replaced Theodor’s radiator, having brought a new one from Germany.
Then we drove along the seemingly endless open roads to the Russian border.
Russia is hardly a top tourist destination right now, but driving across the country was a positive experience
Entering the country was easy this time: Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan and Russia are one economic zone, so I didn’t have to fill out endless documents to temporarily import the car.
I also couldn’t resist a 1400-mile detour over the Chuysky Trakt and through the Altai Mountains towards Mongolia – in 2014 the Chuysky Trakt was named by National Geographic as one of the top 10 most beautiful roads in the world.
Theodor and I were rewarded with beautiful, diverse landscapes and perfect routes, starting in green valleys and ending up on a steppe at 6000ft on the Mongolian border.
This was a special moment: the easternmost point of the journey. From here we would drive west, towards home.
It was a long journey. Altogether about 4500 miles across that vast country, with the roads stretching away through tracts of taiga and forest in Siberia.
Here and there, travelling through Russia is complicated because mobile networks and GPS signals get blocked close to strategically important locations.
Appreciating the spectacular architecture of the Winter Palace in St Petersburg
Then, some 120 miles from Yekaterinburg, Theodor’s left rear wheel bearing left the team.
Slowly, we crawled to the city, where we were able to source not only the correct bearing, but also a workshop in which to fit it.
Changing a rear wheel bearing is no roadside fix: it is pressed directly into the axle, and the driveshaft passing through it adds complication.
Considering the current situation, it felt strange to visit Russia.
Even more surprising was the contrast between expectation and experience. Despite driving the whole way across, I didn’t have one negative encounter.
I was invited to barbecues, on workshop visits and in for beers. I got a lot of criticism on social media for visiting Russia, from insults to death threats. I only have one response: the trip was not political.
Spreading hate is far less likely to solve problems than bringing people together, and Theodor managed that.
Across 21 countries, this sturdy old car brought smiles to faces. During the entire trip, I had no crossed words with police, border guards or members of the public.
The BMW is not only a faithful companion and loyal friend, but also a great diplomat. Thank you, Theodor.
Words: Emanuel H
Images: e34xpeditions
The adventure continues: follow Theodor on the way to Dakar on Instagram via @e34xpeditions
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