“At the second gate we decided to try and get through without paying, so I carefully explained to the guard that President Bhutto had given us permission to travel free of charge,” says Lyndon. “Quick-thinking Liz passed over a letter written by the Pakistan High Commission in Auckland, telling us of the latest petrol prices.
“The guard held the letter upside down, pretending to be able to read it, nodded and waved us through.”
Murree was a much friendlier place and, when forced to pull over to replace a piston in the Fordor, the gang was invited to a reception at the golf club by an elderly Englishman.
“It was like a mirage,” says Lyndon. “A very British afternoon tea, the old club frequented mainly by embassy staff from Islamabad.”
Breakdowns and roadside repairs were frequent
Machetes, flare guns and starting handles were on standby as the Model As made their way through the Khyber Pass, but it was the double-charging petrol salesmen who provided the real shakedown.
“A few miles into the spectacular Kabul Gorge, the road was blocked by fierce-looking tribesmen,” Lyndon recalls. “They were so amused by the Fords that all they demanded was a photograph.”
Blocks of hardwood had to be wedged between the Fordor’s springs and chassis at Kabul, because the rear end was sagging so much, while the 440-mile road to Kandahar without a fuel stop proved to be a real challenge to the cars’ range.
They had been averaging just 18mpg and, with every fuel container filled, Lyndon calculated that the Fords could cover just 450 miles – if they drove carefully.
Iran’s roads proved to be mostly well surfaced
Then the Tudor’s coil failed 200 miles in and, having already used the only spare, Jim was forced to drive the other car back to Kandahar and out again to fetch a spare 6V coil.
The decision to bring two cars, at least, was vindicated.
Iran brought the first consistently well-surfaced roads of the trip, finally easing the burden of constant punctures on the Fords’ worn tyres, although wrecks at the bottom of roadside ravines were still common.
After a relative holiday on the Caspian coast, the cars had another steep climb up the Zagros Mountains, including a single-lane tunnel.
The Fords’ 6V electrics struggled against the unlit tunnels in the Zagros Mountains in Iran
“After 15 minutes’ wait, we got a green light,” continues Lyndon.
“The Fords’ headlights were so poor that I had to resort to putting my hand out of the window to feel the side of the tunnel and hope for the best.”
More wood was wedged under the Fordor in Tehran, while valve guides and spark plugs were replaced on the rough-running 1928 car.
Lyndon found a small crack on the crankcase and traces of oil in the coolant – frequent top-ups and prayers were the only answer for now.
The Ford Model A Tudor at the end of the ferry ride across the Bosphorus, Turkey
A few hundred miles later, however, just outside Tabrīz, the previously repaired fan blade came loose once again, stabbing through the remaining section of the Tudor’s radiator.
It took four days to find a mechanic willing to patch it up at a reasonable price, having originally been quoted $100 (c$770 today).
The British Embassy warned the travellers about eastern Turkey and told them not to stop around the Kurdish town of Ağrı in particular.
Naturally, the Tudor broke down exactly there, forcing Lyndon hastily to rebuild the Ford’s Zenith carburettor on the car’s running board.
The Eiffel Tower in Paris, France, offers a bird’s-eye view of the well-worn Fords
He says: “Before long we were surrounded by heavily armed locals wielding swords, long knives and guns.
“A large, intimidating chap pushed his way through the crowd and ordered us to follow him into a nearby hut.
“He tipped everything off the table, commanded us to sit down and shouted out orders to the aggressive mob.
“Next thing we knew, trays of tea and cakes appeared, and we were instructed to tuck in!”
The Ford Model As at the finish line at the National Motor Museum, Beaulieu, in the UK
Lyndon hoped to be one of the first across the then brand-new Bosphorus Bridge in Istanbul, but a delayed opening forced them on to one of the city’s car ferries alongside the local fleet of old taxis, some pre-war.
The fuel blockages and punctures finally abated by Greece.
The journey became far more leisurely, including a scenic drive up the Adriatic coast into Yugoslavia, before a rush through Austria to the border with Switzerland.
As ever, the Swiss police force was forensic, and refused entry to the Fords due to their bald and patched-up tyres.
Lyndon’s Ford Model A Tudor today – it was restored in the ’90s and is still on the road
That forced a return to Austria and a workshop that could retread the rubber.
Had border security spotted the blocks of wood propping up the Fordor, entry might have been denied completely.
Stops in Zurich and Paris quickly followed, before a Channel crossing provided by Lord Montagu in June.
The peer’s only condition was that the team make its finishing point the National Motor Museum in Beaulieu, after which the group dispersed, many back to New Zealand, while Lyndon remained in the UK.
Jim’s Ford Model A Fordor now lives in Canada and has been fitted with a V8 engine
Lyndon still owns his 1928 Model A Tudor, 52 years later.
Restored in 1991, it is used to tow his mechanical “follies”– self-described Heath Robinson-like contraptions – to the Henley Royal Regatta each year; he also took it on a tour of Europe some years later.
Jim, meanwhile, repatriated his 1930 Fordor to Canada, where it gained a flathead V8 engine.
Despite the continual punctures, fuel blockages and broken spokes, the duo found that there’s nothing like a trip halfway across the world, with friends, to create a bond with a car.
Images: Lyndon Yorke
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