The anecdote has thus far been delivered by detour and digression.
Wynne Mitchell is doubled up in mirth as he recounts a story surrounding Tony Pond’s third-place finish on the 1985 RAC Rally of Great Britain.
The event marked the international debut for the MG Metro 6R4, which he’d helped midwife into being.
Behind the scenes, however, it was chaos after the competition chief’s Rover SD1 chase car blew its engine when exiting Carlisle.
It was at this juncture that a secondhand Saab was appropriated from a forecourt, a Range Rover was purloined and a Mercedes-Benz hired.
Colin Malkin and John Brown in the Hillman Avenger on the 1972 RAC Rally © Getty
“It was a madhouse,” our hero insists. “Honestly, you wouldn’t believe some of the things that went on behind the scenes on rallies back then.
“I didn’t believe them at the time, and I was there. You did what you had to do to keep going.”
And with that, conversation turns to an only partially libellous story surrounding a former star driver’s after-hours activities; this then coalesces into a yarn involving high-profile team principals’ misdeeds.