You find yourself laughing out loud before making utterances that are short, crude, and exclamatory. Not that you can hear much, mind, the bark of a flat-12 with only token nods to silencing being of the heavenly kind.
The Koenig 512BB is firmly sprung, but not jarringly so. There are none of the tramlining shenanigans you expect, while the unassisted rack-and-pinion steering has plenty of feel – although the wheel does writhe over badly rutted surfaces.
Then you arrive at a corner. The donor car’s high-mounted engine and narrow track counted against it way back when, but here there’s no sense of weight transfer or skittishness. On a track it may be a different story.
Only the brakes let the side down: they work, but all of the ‘feel’ seems to be at the bottom inch or so of the pedal’s travel.
Make no mistake, this is a blunt instrument, but it isn’t anywhere near as belligerent as preconceptions would have you believe. The Koenig isn’t easy to drive, but it is immensely rewarding.
The thing is, there is a caveat to the story in that the team at Hoyle-Fox Classics has invested countless hours in preparing the car for its owner, enhancements stretching to items such as a three-stage boost-enrichment system originally used on works Audi quattro Group B cars; uprated injectors; a high-performance ignition amplifier and coil; and countless other tweaks.
You leave wondering whether the Koenig reworking actually worked, or whether this respected Essex firm made it fit for purpose. Somehow, you expect the latter.
What’s beyond doubt is that cars of this ilk continue to polarise opinion, but so did many coachbuilt Ferraris half a century ago. Norms shift, and ‘tuner’ cars of the ’80s are currently experiencing an upswing in appreciation.
The Koenig BB isn’t the last word in sophistication, but it is a blast to drive – and noticeable with it. For some, that’s all that matters.
Images: Tony Baker
Thanks to: Hoyle-Fox Classics
This was first in our May 2018 magazine; all information, including pricing, was correct at the date of original publication
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Richard Heseltine
Richard Heseltine is a long-time contributor to Classic & Sports Car